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'Describe yourself.' Don't know about you but this is like trying to sketch the Grand Canyon on a Post-It note with a x-inch paint roller. And for my next joke...!
The Question. Why am I here? B/c I refuse to play the Dating Game, an unwritten code of rote dialogue and behavior which most people know and blindly obey. A man older sexy looking how to get sex fort myers casual sextells a woman exactly what she wants to hear and ebony women want casual teens Chattanooga pornmonths later she racks her brain wondering why he's 'changed'. I don't want to sleep alone, but I will have my self-respect. And coffee. Can't forget that.
By age x, you can traverse the adult dating universe and stop at every planet along the way. You become so independent and self-aware it's mediy abnormal. You know what you can and can't give, what you will and won't put up with, and you know EXACTLY what you want, don't want and everything else is bullsh- cough! I've had lots of time to think and wean myself off things that some people can't take a pi$$ without. I don't need three hours of coffee and smalltalk to figure out who I am or what I want. At this point the only things I can't do to or for myself are kiss, cuddle and fu-cough! I'm happy to meet your needs - provided I meet mine, too. We're ALL human.
A fit or youthful single Mom or xish-xish woman is sexier than ANY x y. o.. Period. I would elaborate here but a paragraph that long would crash the server.
When I was x, my then-x y. o. teacher said, "Morgan, some day you'll make some x y. o. woman very happy." I was an odd older sexy looking how to get sex fort myers casual sexand not much has changed.
I am a calm, focused person raised by strong, intelligent women in an ultra-authentic environment. An excellent shrink and x years in the Marines didn't hurt either. Zero BS Past This Point. Nothing fake, nothing forced. No bragging, begging, manipulating, small talk, chest-pounding, competing, drama or fighting. This bores and perplexes some people and downright irritates a few more. That's Ok. They'll live.
I'm a man, not a woman. I don't act, talk, or think like a woman. If you want a man that does, go to a drag show.
I�m not bubbly, smooth, prim, proper, or polished. There are farm animals more domesticated than me. I go to parties to raid the kitchen. Wake me up when it's over.
I've never talked much. Everything is what it is. Why discuss it? Besides, that's your job.
Meet the quintessential health nut. Weights, running, vitamins, sea salt, moisturizers and LOTS of stretching; I don't want to be crippled when I get older. But reach for my bourbon or chocolate and you'll pull back a stump.
I've taught yoga, tutored, sold insurance and plenty more. I now remodel and flip foreclosed homes. Much of my adult life resembles an episode of 'Dirty Jobs.' I looooove work and rank it right behind oxygen, food and you-know-what.
Life's short, we all have agendas and only birds of a feather flock together. I'm not here for a pen pal, beauty queen, drinkin' buddy, Sugar Momma, shrink, life coach, or Mary Kay rep. Me man, you woman, and we�re not in xth grade anymore. I don't care what's in your IPOD. Last time I checked it's about treatment... affection... chemistry... hormones� affection� love languages... hormones� affection... affection� I dunno.
I figure we're all looking for the same things, just in a different order and proportion. I seek a woman for what only a woman can provide: chemistry, company, and affection. Wise, humble, good-humored and warm-blooded.
Here's what's in it for you: Honest and direct conversation; free yard work and home repair; sincere compliments; laughing; listening; teasing; hopping and skipping; hand-holding, hugging, kissing, massaging, petting and cuddling. If that turns you on, yippee skippy. If not... I can also make that popping sound with my mouth and thumb.
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