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I am always up for pretty much anything, provided it is with good company and it's not going to get me arrested. I'm easy going, don't like to argue or yell (or be yelled at, for that matter), loyal, affectionate, truthful, nurturing and sympathetic and empathetic. Sometimes, I'm funny and I'll make you laugh. I'm a good listener, and I will always want to hear about your day too -- whether it was great, or it sucked a**. I want someone who complements me, and doesn't want to deplete me.
I'm the kind of person who will make sure there is an extra cup of coffee for you in the morning, or that your favorite shirt is clean so you can wear it again tomorrow, even if I'm sick of it. :) I'll even keep that to myself!
I can plan stuff out ahead of time, or I can decide in x minutes that today we just want to drive to the ocean. I can hang out with friends at a bbq, and just talk, laugh, and maybe have a beer.
If I text you to say hi, and you don't text me back right away, I won't follow it with more texts asking where you are and why you aren't texting me back. If I'm angry, I'll *gasp* just TELL you that I am and why, and not play games like the silent treatment or throw your pillows in the hall, as the universal symbol of "you're not sleeping in here."
I'll give you the last bite of my popsicle on a hot day. And maybe my sweater on the chilliest of days. But I can't promise that, because I don't like being cold! But I'll let ya snuggle up close and feed off my body heat, how about that?
In the lesbian world, I'm unique because: I've never been to a Monarchs game (does that get my card taken away?)and, I don't own a uhaul, and I won't have old married want sex wanted germany dating sides marbellapacked after our first date. In general, I'm unique because, well, I'm just me and I don't really fit into old married want sex wanted germany dating sides marbellaspecific label or mold. And I don't really care to either.
I want to save the world some days, but most days it's all I can do to keep my own running -- and once in awhile it even takes a little magic and scotch tape to keep it together! But in all the old married want sex wanted germany dating sides marbellamost important things I know about what I just said is: x) I can speak my mind, offer my opinion or advice, but that is where it ends and I have made peace with the fact that there are just some things that I cannot change, and, x) I try to laugh and see the positive in everything I can. Laughing is my favorite.
Now, even though I *sound* perfect, I'm going to clear that up for you right here and now: I'm not. I know, you're shocked. :) But I enjoy my life, and the people in it and I think it would be kind of cool to share all that with someone.
As an added bonus, here is my idea of a great first date:
Hmm.first date.pizza and then sex? Just kidding, just kidding. Settle down. How about coffee? Maybe Happy Hour somewhere? To me, a first date should be a casual spot, not too loud, so that we can hear each other talk. We'll sip our grossly over-priced coffee drinks, and chat about the basics. I always love that part, actually, because it has the potential of meeting someone pretty cool. Even if we don't click in the dating realm, we could be forging a new friendship. And who doesn't need more friends? We'll probably find out that we know people in common. That always seems to happen. Or worse, that we dated the same people. But then again, maybe we can get a good laugh out of it! Or be horrified, in which old married want sex wanted germany dating sides marbellaof us will suddenly "remember" we have another engagement. :) But since this little "first date" box is supposed to be hypothetical, we'll say coffee goes great, and old married want sex wanted germany dating sides marbellaof us will say, "hey, let's go get something to eat." Maybe there is even some innocent flirting going on, even. We can talk about a future date perhaps. I dunno, I dunno.the possibilities!
Ok, but here is what NOT to do on a first date, just in case you are wondering:
x. Do not bring me a card that tells me you love me.
x. No obscenely large flower arrangements that will only embarrass me, and, frankly make me run the other way.
x. Stuffed animals would probably have the same effect. Hold off, girl. Hold off.
x. Tell me information about yourself that I most likely do NOT want to know -- on our first date, or well, ever.
x. Spend the first x minutes telling me that you are still in love with your ex, and then proceed to mention her name in every other sentence.
x. Complain, rant andor whine about everything and every subject we talk about. It's just not attractive.
x. Excuse yourself to go to the restroom and then text me while in there to ask if I miss you. I mean really.
x. Return from the restroom to immediately tell me any activity that took place while you were IN the restroom. It's just tacky. And, um, gross.
x. If I'm not your type, that's cool. I never take that personally. But there is no good reason to be rude or disrespectful. Mean people suck.
x. Don't ONLY talk about yourself. Ask me something about me. I promise I will ask plenty about you. :)
As you may have guessed, I've had some scary first dates.
If you think you may be interested in chatting, and you PROMISE, and and PINKY swear NOT to violate any of the first date, rules, then please, please send me a reply to this ad.and send me a pic if you can! Peace out!
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